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Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
Usher on Nov. 26
This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.
tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh
I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.
tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.
this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid
If this is a frequent habit for you, have you noticed any of your eyelashes growing in at a different direction than normal? That’s caused by the bacteria trapped down in the follicle from sleeping in mascara, eyeliner, etc. Over time this can cause you to develop a condition called blepharitis. Eventually you won’t be able to wear any eye makeup at all so wash that makeup off no matter how tired you are!!
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
It’s more comfortable
No dead arm
Kiss her forehead easy
Can grip the booty
She can get her a feel too, to let me know when she in the mood
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency