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kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight, via lilmissninja)

Usher on Nov. 26

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via thisdizzydream)

(Source: largeloka, via timetravelingtierney)

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

(Source: lion, via blackqueenmentality)

hungry-horny-feminist:

* Rides your face, as a friend *

(via anothercleverjedimindtrick)

(via del--uxe)

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

(Source: thewomanfromitaly, via therealpossumpope)

brownglucose:

loverrtits:

If this is a frequent habit for you, have you noticed any of your eyelashes growing in at a different direction than normal? That’s caused by the bacteria trapped down in the follicle from sleeping in mascara, eyeliner, etc. Over time this can cause you to develop a condition called blepharitis. Eventually you won’t be able to wear any eye makeup at all so wash that makeup off no matter how tired you are!!

So important!

(via chocolateist)

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(via thefatjoker)

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via chocolateist)

Me: do you like rough sex
Them: yeah lip biting is great
Me: no you don't understand

clarknokent:

It’s more comfortable
No dead arm
Kiss her forehead easy
Can grip the booty
And
She can get her a feel too, to let me know when she in the mood

(via chocolateist)

(Source: thebeautyofwordsblog.com, via gdiggah)

mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

(via rants-ofachronicallyillsoul)

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr