Brianna |
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chubby bunny |
pizza snob



Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it


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Usher on Nov. 26


i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

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* Rides your face, as a friend *

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this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid


this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

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If this is a frequent habit for you, have you noticed any of your eyelashes growing in at a different direction than normal? That’s caused by the bacteria trapped down in the follicle from sleeping in mascara, eyeliner, etc. Over time this can cause you to develop a condition called blepharitis. Eventually you won’t be able to wear any eye makeup at all so wash that makeup off no matter how tired you are!!

So important!

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*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

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Me: do you like rough sex
Them: yeah lip biting is great
Me: no you don't understand


It’s more comfortable
No dead arm
Kiss her forehead easy
Can grip the booty
She can get her a feel too, to let me know when she in the mood

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When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

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